Bob Hope - Quotes WorldQuoteshttps://www.quotes.sandybook.in/bob-hope2024-03-28T11:45:06+00:00Quotes Worldsandybook.in@gmail.comJoomla! - Open Source Content ManagementBob Hope Quotes & Sayings2015-02-25T06:17:02+00:002015-02-25T06:17:02+00:00https://www.quotes.sandybook.in/bob-hope/64-bob-hope-quotes-sayingsSandybooksandybook.in@gmail.com<p><img src="http://quotes.sandybook.in/pics/intro/Bob%20Hope.jpg" /></p><p>When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.<br /><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope</strong></p><p><img src="http://quotes.sandybook.in/pics/intro/Bob%20Hope.jpg" /></p><p>When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.<br /><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope<hr /></strong>I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.<strong><br /></strong></p>
<p><strong>Bob Hope</strong></p>